"Fightin’ crime in this town’s a tough gig,

so give this here tropical stout a swig.

A roasty, dark elixir called The Fixer,

with enough fruity sweetness to fix ya.

Peer past your wrist radio to a slick, lacy glass,

where malt and molasses are the agents for a beer of class.

Coffee and chocolate overcoat this gumshoe brew

while fruity esters manifest aromas on the nose too. 

When the stakeout gets old and the paper trail’s gone cold,

pour yourself a tall glass 

and let the complex layers of this tropical stout unfold."